Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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