i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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