"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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