This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There r osticjed everywhere
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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