so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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