It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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