He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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