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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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