apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
