I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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