No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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