If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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