it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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