Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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