Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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