Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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