your parents love me but you hate me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My vagina is very pro this idea
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