You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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