Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
