Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i need an iv and a liver transplant
two words...techno handjob
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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