I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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