did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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