Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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