Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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