so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
