Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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