No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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