I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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