After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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