then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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