I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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