Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
should my penis look like a turkey
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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