i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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