You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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