Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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