I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The ass gains better be worth it
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