We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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