Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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