I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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