I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
ok first of all what the fuck
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