do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Randomize
