Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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