i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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