there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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