god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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