May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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