it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Randomize
