i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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