we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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