is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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