It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
