Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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