but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this will be a night to untag.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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