I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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