she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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