That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I party with great urgency now.
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