You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.