Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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