FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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